Currently listening to:

Tupac & Richie Rich - Rather Be Ya N.I.G.G.A.

Ice Cube - Pushin' Weight

Yukmouth - Game Ova

Xzibit - Get Your Walk On

Ghostface Killa & Mary J. Blige - All That I Got Is You

Not to sound like a faggot or anythin, but i have alot of respect for women. God knows that us guys got it much easier than they do. they suffer alot more hardships and pain, such as menstruation, period pain, PMS, pregnancy, breast and cervical cancer, abortions, having their hymens broken, the fact that they have to raise a kid alone if the guy runs off, menopause, wearin 6 inch stilettos, dieting, and the list probably goes on...

but i learned one thing today that makes up for all that shit to even the score between the two sexes. guys suffer one huge pain in the ass as well... marriage...

a friend of mine, aged 23, jus asked his long time girlfriend to marry him. sure, he seems all giddy and gay right now, but i (being the spectacular prophet that i am) see deep within his eyes that this will be the last few months he'll have left before he's pussy-whipped and loses all sense of his manly pride for the rest of eternity. to start off, there's the engagement ring. this one ring, thats supposed to symbolise jus how deeply commited and dedicated he is to her, costs a whopping $12'000!! now i've seen diamond engagement rings... typical ones range from around $5'000 to $30'000... sure, you girls may think "well marriage is a pretty big deal, money shouldnt be a factor". bullshit, i say!! for someone that age, you'd have to slave your ass for years to earn that much spare dosh. (to tell the truth, he actually borrowed money off his dad jus to purchase that "precioussssssss" ring.) so honestly, he's not only sold his soul to this she devil, but now he's also as broke as a joke.

oh wells, the buck's night out bachelor party should make up for most of it hopefully... heh heh heh... we're also goin golfing the day before, which is kinda gay since everyone will take advantage of the fact that i cant putt for shit...

btw, i was jus kiddin bout all that she devil shit. marriage is a glorious event. i'ma hella happy for him. also means i can score free champagne and pick up on some bride's maids if i'm lucky hahahaha!!